Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill
Clinton are traveling in a car together
in the Midwest. A tornado comes along
and whirls them up into the air and
tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they
realize they're in the land of Oz. They
decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the
Wizard for a brain." Gingrich says, "I'm
going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"