Clinton walks out into his garden one
day and in the snow he sees "bastard"
written in piss. He is so outraged he
goes into the oval office and calls the
CIA and FBI to tell them to find out
who did this horrible thing to his garden. So they go out and investigate
and when they return they say "Well
Bill, we've got bad news and we've
got worse news, which one would
you like to hear first?" And Bill says,
"What's the bad news?" The agent replies, "It was Al Gore." Aghast Bill
yells, "That dirty no good son of a
bitch!!!!! What's the worse news?" So
the agent says, "It was Hillary's
handwriting..."