A blonde walks into a bank in New
York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on
business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will
need some kind Of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the
keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front
of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank
agrees to accept the car collateral for
the loan. The bank's president and its officers all
enjoy a good laugh at The blond for
using a $110,000 Benz as collateral
against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then
proceeds to drive the Benz into the
bank's underground garage and
parks it there. Two weeks later, the
blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and
the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in
New York City can I park my Car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?" Finally... a smart blonde joke.