Two gorgeous blonde biologists were
in the field one fine summer day. While
following a game trail, they came
across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of
tracks" The first blonde said while
pointing to the ground. "Those are deer tracks," the other
blonde replied.
"Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those
are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact,
they were still arguing when the train hit them.