There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and
have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for
a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many,
many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK
YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer
fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every
penny you've got.
The four kinds of sex.


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