A Marine was coming home from the
Pentagon one day. He noticed that
there was a lot more traffic than
normal. As he got further up the road
all of the traffic had come to a halt. He
saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was
wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a
crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the
road very upset. He does not have the
$33.5 million that he owes his lawyers,
and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in
gasoline and start a fire." The marine
asked the cop exactly what he was
doing there." The cop said, " I feel
sorry for the president so I am going
car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you
have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as
of right now only 33 gallons, but
many people are still siphoning as we
speak!"