A priest and a pastor from the local
church are standing by the side of
the road, pounding a sign into the
ground that reads:

"The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver
yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve, they heard
screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and
asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"