Edward walks out of a bar,
stumbling back and forth with a
key in his hand.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you, fella?" , asks the cop.

"Yesssh, ssshombody ssshtol my
car!" Edward replies.

The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key," Edward replies.

At this point the cop looks down to
see that Edward's penis is hanging
out of his trousers.

The cop asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing
yourself?"

Edward looks down sadly and
moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie too!!!"