10. Get ahead faster in corporate
America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating
about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to
other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the
bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the
other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without
thought as to how improper it may
seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs
between a man's eyes and the ruler
situated next to his member which
causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......