The turkey and the bull.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on
some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of
dung and found that it actually
gave him enough strength to reach
the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second

Finally after a fourth night, there he
was, proudly perched at the top of
the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might
get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.

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