The poker player.

Two couples were playing poker
one evening. John accidentally
dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down to pick them
up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue,
wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress.

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to
get some refreshments.

Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John
courageously admitted that, well
indeed, he did.

She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral
costs of this offer, John confirmed
that he was interested.

She told him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2pm Friday.

When Friday rolled around, and
after paying Sue the agreed sum of
$500, they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as
agreed. John quickly dressed and

As usual, Bill came home from work
at 6pm and upon entering the
house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this

With a lump in her throat, Sue
answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat
when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that
somehow he had found out and
after mustering her best poker face,
replied, "Well, yes in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face,
surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by
my office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He
promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and0pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

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