One day Jane met Tarzan in the
jungle.
She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his life
she asked him how he managed for
sex. “What's that ?” he asked. She explained to him what sex was
and he said “Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree !” Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show
you how to do it properly. ” She took off her clothes, laid down
on the ground and spread her legs
wide. “Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.” Tarzan removed his loincloth,
stepped closer and then gave her
an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, “What the hell did you do that for ?” “Tarzan check for bees first !”