Satan's visit to the church.

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning,
everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up
early and goes to their local church.
Before the service starts, the
townspeople sit in their pews and talk
about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!!
Everyone starts screaming and
running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in their
determined efforts to get away from
Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the
church except for one man, who sit
calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious
to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is
in his presence. This confuses Satan a
bit. Satan walks up to the man and says,
"Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of
me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't." Satan, perturbed, says, "And why
aren't you afraid of me?" "Well, I've been married to your sister
for 25 years."

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