At a meeting for peace negotiations
Bill Clinton and Sadamm Hussein were
in Baghdad and when bill sat down in
the conference room he noticed
Saddamm with three buttons on the
arm of his chair. after a few minutes Sadamm pressed the first button and a
boxing glove sprung up and hit Bill
square in the jaw. In the spirit of peace
Bill decided to ignore this and
continued talking until sadamm
pressed the second button and a wooden bat swung out and hill Bill in
the chin. Sadamm started laughing.
But again Bill ignored this and
continued . A minute later Bill saw
Sadamm press the third button and he
jumped in the air. But a big boot sprung out and hit him in the balls. Bill
had decided he had enough of this
and went back home. Three weeks later the peace
negotiations were re-scheduled in
Washington and as Sadamm sat down
in Bills conference room he noticed Bill
had three buttons on the arm of his
chair. A little while after they started talking Bill pressed the first button but
nothing happened, Bill started
giggling. They continued to talk then
Bill pressed the second button,
Sadamm moved but again nothing
happened. Sadamm was getting a little jumpy and Bill was laughing even
harder. A few minutes later Bill
pressed the third button and started
pissing himself but like the others
nothing happened. Sadamm had
enough of this, stood up and said "That's it! I'm going back to
Baghdad!" , to which Bill replied "What
Baghdad?"