Little Johnny's father had just returned
home from a business trip, and he had
a romantic evening planned with his
wife. So, he sent his two older kids to
the movies, but he couldn't persuade
Little Johnny to go along. Finally, he made a deal with Little
Johnny, "If you go sit outside of the
house, I'll give you five dollars for
every man you see go by in a red hat." An excited Little Johnny agreed. Some time later, Little Johnny ran into
the house and up to his parents
bedroom. He banged on the door and
shouted, "Hey, Dad, if you think your
getting screwed in THERE, just wait
until you come outside 'cause there's a Shriner convention going past our
house."