Blonde and Brunette in heaven.

A blonde and a brunette were on there way to heaven and the brunette asked the blonde "how did you die" ?

The blonde said "I had a heart attack, how about you?"

And the brunette says "I froze to death, what caused your heart attack?"

The blonde said "It started when I came home from work and I saw a woman's car in the drive way"

"I rushed in to the house and asked my husband 'where are you hiding her?' "

"He said hiding who, but I started looking around the house, I was so angry I dropped to the floor."

Finally the brunette says "Damn!! If you had just looked in the freezer we'd both have lived.

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