Two thieves break into a bank in
the middle of the night and open a
safe. There is only some yogurt, but
no money. They taste the yogurt.
It's tainted. The men open the next safe. There
is some yogurt too, it tastes much
better but again - no money. The thieves take on another safe.
And there's yogurt again. "John, why don't you go outside
and look if it is indeed a bank!" says one to the other, and sits down
to eat the yogurt which tastes
really fresh and nutritious this time. A couple of minutes later in comes
John. "It is definitely a bank!" "What exactly did the sign say?" "The Sperm Bank of Ohio!" "