A blonde chick found herself sitting
next to a lawyer on an airplane.
Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the
blonde wanting her to play a game of
intelligence (lawyers like easy prey).
Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde
could not answer one of his
questions she owed him $5, but every
time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured
he could not lose, and the blonde
reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the
nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back
down the hill with 4 legs?” The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent
nearly an hour, looking up
everything he could on his laptop and
even placing numerous air-to-ground
phone calls, trying to find the answer.
Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse
without comment, but the lawyer
insisted, “What is the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde
handed him $5.