A lady bought a new $100,000
Mercedes and proudly drove it off the
showroom floor to take home.
Halfway home, she attempted to
change radio stations and saw that
there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned
around and headed back to the
dealer. Once at the dealer, she found her
salesman and began to excitedly
explain that her radio was not
working, and they must replace it
since she only had one radio station.
The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-
activated, and that she would only
need to state aloud the type of music
that she wanted and the car would
find it. She got into the car and started the
engine and then said the word
“country,” and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song.
She was satisfied and started home.
After a while she decided to try out
the radio and said “rock ‘n’ roll;” the radio station changed and a song by
the Rolling Stones came from the
speakers. Quite pleased, the woman
continued driving. A few blocks from her house, another
driver ran a light causing her to slam
on her brakes to avoid a collision. The
woman angrily exclaimed, “Asshole !” …The radio cut over to George Bush’s press conference.