Good: Your hubby and you agree, no
more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control
pills.
Worse: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his
room.
Bad: You find several porn movies
hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands
fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman
next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees
speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait.