The boy and the turkey.

A game warden was driving down the
road when he came upon a young
boy carrying a wild turkey under his

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where
did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey
you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well,
lookee here, a turkey done roosted
under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look,
you know turkey season is closed, so
whatever you do to that turkey, I'm
going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break
your leg. If you break his wing, I'll
break your arm. Whatever you do to
him, I'll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss
his ass and let him go!'

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