Jerry Falwell was seated next to
President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight
attendant came around for drink
orders. The President asked for a
whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister
if he would also like a drink. The
minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd
rather be savagely raped by a brazen
whore than let liquor touch these
lips!" The President then handed his drink
back to the attendant and said, "I'm
sorry, I didn't know there was a
choice. I'll have the same thing he's
having."