On command...

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"

And with that he dropped his trousers
and shorts and stood before her in his

"Now watch," he said. Next he said,
"Dick, ten-HUT!" And with that, his dick sprang to full
erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!" And his dick deflated again.

"Wow, that was amazing," said his
wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-
door neighbor over to see this? It's
really something else!"

The guy responded that he didn't
mind at all, since he was proud of
what he had accomplished. So the wife
goes next door and comes back with
a delicious looking woman who got
this guy's full attention!

After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now
watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-
HUT!" And the dick sprang to life. Then it was
"Dick, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the guy
again said, "Dick, at EASE!" But still nothing happened. So the guy
now says,"For the last time, you son-
of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!!" Still nothing.

Well, the guy was
embarassed and ran off to the
bathroom. His wife made excuses for
him and then joined her husband in
the bathroom, where she found him

"What in the world are you doing?"
she asked. The guy says, "I'm givin' this son-of-a-
bitch a dishonorable discharge!"

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