Little Johnny is sitting in a biology
class,and the teacher says that an
interesting phenomenon of nature is
that only humans stutter, no other
animal in the world does this. Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not
correct, Miss!" he says. "Please explain, Johnny," replies the
teacher. "Well, Miss, the other day I was playing
with my cat on the verandah. The
neighbours' Great Dane came around
the corner, and my cat went "ffffffffff!
ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!", and before he
could say "FUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"