Getting old makes it hard. . . or not!

An 85 year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his recent physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was clean and as empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, "What happened?" The man explained: "Well doc, its like this-- first I tried with my right hand but nothing. The I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand and then with her left hand, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with her teeth and then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

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