Three women are about to be
executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette
forward and the executioner asks if
she has any last requests. She says
no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws
themselves on the ground while
she escapes. The guard brings the redhead
forward and the executioner asks if
she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner
shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks
around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured
out. The guard brings her forward
and the executioner asks if she has
any last requests. She says no and the executioner
shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''