A couple had been married for 50
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table
one morning when the wife
says, "Just think, fifty years ago we
were sitting here at this breakfast table
together." "I know," the old man said. "We were
probably sitting here naked as a
jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive
some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the
buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady
breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as
hot for you today as they were fifty
years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied
Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is
in your oatmeal."