10. Immediately go shopping for
zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for
an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a
ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than
10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic
exam and ask to have it recorded on
video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.