One day there were three ants, and they set out for their own separate journeys in a house. One ant went to the oven, the second went to the freezer, and the third went to the toilet. Later they met again, and discussed their journeys: The first ant said "My journey was hot!" The second ant said "My journey was cold!" The third ant said "My journey was cool... until I almost drowned. But then a stroke of luck hit, from out of nowhere came this big brown log..."