The was a man named George who
got a new job. His fellow employees
always met for a round of golf every
Saturday. They asked George to meet
them at 10:00 Saturday morning.
George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes
late.
On Saturday morning George was
there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right
handed and won the round. Next Saturday rolls around, and
George says that he will be there, but
he may be 10 minutes late again. He
shows up right on time, golfs left
handed, and wins the round. This
continues for the next few weeks, with Geoge always saying that he may
be 10 minutes late, and then always
winning the round golfing, either left
or right handed. The other employees are getting tired
of this, and decided to ask him what
the deal was. They said, ''George,
every Saturday you say you may be
ten minutes late. You never are. Then
you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always
win. What is up with that?'' George replies, ''Well, I am a very
superstitious kind of guy. Every
Saturday when I wake up, I look over
at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left
side, I golf left handed. If she is
sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.'' ''Well,'' one of the employees
questioned, ''What happens if she is
laying on her back?'' George replies,
''Then I am 10 minutes late.''