So once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit walking through the forest and they bumped into a fairy and she said "I'll give you both three wishes."
So the bear goes "Ok I wish every bear in this forest was a girl except for me."
So the fairy grants it.
Then the rabbit goes "I wish for a helmet!"
So she grants it.
Then the bear goes "I wish every bear in the USA was a girl except for me."
So the fairy grants it.
Then the rabbit goes, "I wish for a fast motorcycle."
She grants it.
Then on the last one the bear goes "I wish every bear in the world was a girl except for me."
Then the rabbit goes "I wish this bear was gay."
The fairy grants it and the rabbit rides off.
The rabbit and the bear.
11:41 AM
theone myself
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