The pregnant blonde.

The other day my neighbour, who is
blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping
so excitedly but I thought, 'what the
heck', and I started jumping up and
down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so

She stopped jumping and breathing
heavily from all the jumping up and
down, told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she'd been trying for a while
so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more'.

I asked, 'What do you mean there's

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so
soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew.

She said, 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!'

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