The old virgin maid.

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In
spite of her old age, she was still a
virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew
her last days were getting closer, so
she told the local undertaker that she
wanted the following inscription on
her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived
as a virgin, died as a virgin”. Not long after, the old maid died
peacefully, and the undertaker told his
men what the lady had said. The men
went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-
goods they were, they thought the
inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned

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