Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over.

Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his
cell phone and blurts, "My friend just
dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot.

Then Joe comes back to the phone.

"Okay," he says nervously to the
operator. "What do I do next?"